Sure is windy out today
There goes my hat, it blew away
At least I've got my glasses on
Oh No, where are they
Darn, they're gone!
And now I'm getting quite a scare
Atop my head there is no hair!
This fate is worse than all my fears
The wind just blew off my ears!
Oh NO! I must...I must...Achoooo!
My nose is gone, cause off it flew!
Excuse me now, I have to cough
Goodness Me! My wips fwew off!!
Wifout my wifs, it's hahd to twak
Excuse me while...I take a wawk
serene scrapper
A grin is a smile that burst.
A hundred percent of nothing is nothing, but two percent of a lot is a lot.
A leader shouldn't get too far in front of his troops or he'll get shot in the butt.
A man's house is his hassle
Action is what you don't take when the other guy is bigger than you
After two weeks of dieting, all I lost was two weeks
Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill
Any job worth doing is worth complaining about
By the time we've made it, we've had it
Bless me for I have thinned
Children of couch potatoes: 'Tater Tots
Experience is the name everyone gives to his mistakes
Growing older sure beats the alternative
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
No matter where you go, there you are.
serene scrapper
Don't criticize my mess unless you'd like to become part of it
I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight
I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down
Consciousness- that annoying time between naps
Inside this body lies that of a skinny lady. But I can usually shut her up with chocolate
Every morning is the dawn of a new error
serene scrapper
Happy titles
A Day Is Lost If One Has Not Laughed
Color Me Happy
Come On Get Happy
Funny Business
Giggle As Much As Possible
Glad All Over
Grins And Giggles
He Who Laughs Lasts
I Love To Laugh
If You're Happy And You Know It
Laugh It Up
Laugh Often Love Much
Laughing All The Way
Laughter Is The Best Medicine
Live Well, Laugh Often, Love Much
Living A Little, Laughing A Little
Major Belly Laugh
Oh Joy
serene scrapper
Being in Trouble Titles
A Chip Off the Old Block
Caught In The Act
Children Are A Handful Sometimes, A Heartful At All Times
Cute, But Dangerous
Dangerous Duo
Do It Yourself Haircut
High Crimes And Misdemeanors
I Know I'm A Handful
I'm So Busy, Mom's Head Is Spinning
Look! Here Comes Trouble
Look What You Did!
Love Me.... Love My Messes!
Mess? What Mess?
Make Up? What Make Up?
Mommy's Little Mess Maker
Prime Suspect
Sometimes The Smallest Ones Do The Grandest Things
The Culprit, The Crimes
The Handwriting On The Wall
The Great Escape
The Usual Suspects
The Writings On The Wall
They Call Me Trouble
Three Little Monkeys Jumpin' On The Bed
Who Me?
Yeah, I Did It, So?
Yeah, I Know I'm In Trouble But You Love Me Anyway
